Today my friends and I went golfing. Billy, who won the round, has a very big ego according to Stomp. Tricky Rick is a phenomenal guitarist who is on the same cloud as I am, which thankful is 8 clouds lower than Billy (Earth). Stomp, along with Elton John, is on cloud 6, which is a very happy place. Cloud 9 is an honorable place. Billy won the round of golf, and thus made his way to the desirable numbered molecular gas.
Cloud 9 is where all the big dogs go. It has been said that "those who can't hang on the porch with the big dogs need to sit in the lawn." The same can be said for cloud 9. An example of an individual who would be on cloud 9 is not only Billy (according to Stomp) but a person like T.O. Said individuals are known to be full of themselves and think they are way "more hog" than they actually are.
Those who are kept on cloud 9 against their will and in their ignorant bliss, are only allowed 8 clouds lower (a normal cloud) if the clearance is given by Stomp. Stomp is the puppet master because he lost the round of golf in the first place. Allow me to clarify. Billy and Stomp were in heated competition, scored tied. Billy didn't win, but Stomp lost.
The story is to be continued as the night progresses, but for now each of us will enjoy the pillowy comfort of our designated clouds.
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